Monday, November 16, 2009

Poor Piglet!


This arrived in my inbox with the heading "H1N1."

Those who know our family may see Gabe as a sad, isolated little pig from now on. At this moment he's in the ER with his dad, finding out what strain of AIDS he's got this time. My poor little piglet has a fever of 103. Pull out your masks, people, and avoid us like the plague we are! If there's anything contagious, Gabe hunts it down and licks it's sweaty butt folds. (Sorry, was that irreverent?) I'm a little stressed right now.
Oh, and thanks- I love you too, truly. But please don't stop by to check on us. We're holding up fine, but that hinges on the fact that friends and family cannot see the state of our front room. Thankyouverymuch.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

still praying for you...from a distance! No really, please let us know how and what we can do. Poor little Gabey... he's so cute those germs just jump on and won't let go.

***** said...

You are such a good sport. I am feeling for you sister. I hope those germs get sick of Gabe soon. They should be bored of him by now, don't you think? Hang in there.

Katey said...

Since becoming a mother 5 1/2 years ago, I have lost the ability for dry heaving. I mean really there isn't much that can bring it on. But your writing, my dear, sure can do it! So kudos to you =)

And you better find a way to keep those kiddos healthy. Because on Friday December 11th we will be making our way to YOUR house!!!!! SO EXCITED. So everyone better be healthy =)

Emily said...

He sounds like my Dawson. I swear he's in the ER more than most Dr.'s.

sully said...

Sounds like you could use a hot cup of tea, some "airborne", and a nap! Hope you guys feel better soon!