*Your biggest disappointment of the day was finding your eighth butter knife in your husband's toolbox
*You find yourself excited to use the first diaper of the package when your kid goes up a size
*No other gift can top last Christmas when you got your septic tank pumped
*You have to comfort your spouse when one of the pretzels he had stuffed in his nose gets jammed up there too far and "It really hurts!"
*You have to endure, "Look, Honey! I blew the rest of the pretzel out! It's right here on my sleeve, see? LOOK or I'll feed it to you."
Does everyone else experience these things?
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